NEWS!
Here are our latest announcements.
We hope you stay informed and enlightened through our communications.
We encourage our members to submit
frequent announcements and good words.
Please send your submissions here.
03.12.06
As of this month, we now have 325 family members!
Last month, our entire guestbook was erased by evil spambots, so we have decided to replace that feature with a new section for artwork. Click here or above to see some of the wonderful new discoveries of Master Tony's drawings, converted to a downloadable format for all of our children to colour.
09.17.05
Last weekend, we hit
the 200 member mark, and kept going. Our family is now 250
MEMBERS strong!
We are overjoyed!
Many new members have inquired about a message
board. Some of our new members took the initiative and created
one for us! Bravo!
Go talk to
your fellow family members HERE.
We have also recieved some wonderful evidence that Tony is always
with us. Blessed daughter Lauren Schmitt witnessed a vision of
Master Ferrari's face in rainbow generated clouds in N. Central
Iowa.
A rare Tony Ferrari bobblehead has also been discovered. Sister
Katie found one in a box in the kitchen basement and is looking into
mass manufacturing them to honor our leader.
See
the pictures of these great tributes to Tony here.
Mom is also calling
for any other members evidence of the power of our family. Please
submit any photos or otherwise HERE.
07.27.05:
New crop of members
What a glorious day. We have been recognized
by website boredatwork.com and have a new crop of 40 members in just
2 days! We welcome you, our
new children, and believe your addition will be fruitful
and bring great energy to our family.
However, with faith, also comes Doubt. We have received a couple letters
attacking our faith.
We wish to share one
with you from a Mr. Joe Bruce, who we suspect
is full of self-hate and broken dreams.
04.16.05:
125 Members!
As of tax day, 2005, we have gained our
125th family member. We rejoice in the continued interest in our family and encourage
you to keep spreading the great word to all your friends and colleagues.
Another photo of
Master Ferrari has been unearthed. We believe this was taken during
the attacks on the California compound by 29 species of frogs,
who were defeated when Master Ferrari joined with our friends,
Voltron and the giant red panda of faith and servitude.
View this exciting new photo here!
08.27.04: Tony Levitation
Photo Found!
New photos of Master Ferrari
have been found below the old commissary. Renovations have been ongoing
to the compound's grounds and a treasure trove of images and writings
belonging to Master Ferrari were uncovered by diligent workers.
View
the first of these photos at this link!
08.20.04: 100th
Member Pancake Party News!
We finally held our 100th
Member Pancake Party on August 7th, 2004! We estimate attendance
at 50% and
an enlightening time was had by all. Being able to gather together
and channel our energies through the miracles of home cooking has
made us an even
more brilliant family and we go forth into September 112 member strong!
We enjoyed spending time with all our children in attendance and
hope to tend to the flock many more times in the nearing future.
Click here for Mom's Pancake Recipe!
07.13.04:
100th
Member Pancake Party Coming Soon!
We estimate that
by August 2004, we will have received our 100th family member into
the fold. We plan to celebrate this momentous occasion with a pancake
supper at the Followship Hall. Details to follow. We do ask that
you refrain from asking Mom to channel Tony Ferrari at the gathering.
She is not able to channel at will, and she says she wouldn't cheapen
the authentic experience by faking it.
01.13.04: Happy
New Year 2004!
As of last week,
we are 83 official members strong!
(We also have a small following of those not ready to be
join us yet,
but consider themselves friends of the family.
Encourage them in your daily
encounters)
Please continue to invite your friends to join. The bigger
the family, the more love we
can bring to the world as a positive energy unit!
11.25.03: One
of our members was looking through old rolls of film and discovered
a photograph of the actual god's eye that impaled and led to
the death of Master Ferrari. He sent it to us immediately for
inspection. We
have posted his picture here for
you to reflect on.
08.17.03: We
are proud to annouce the addition of a new petting zoo and a
botanical garden to the compound. Your hard work and dedication
has made these glorious
additions to our family home possible and we encourage all members
to visit and care for these areas in the coming months.
As of 08.17.03, We are 76 members strong! All of you have done a great job
of recruiting new brothers and sisters and we commend your efforts!
We also applaud the great recruiting device, Friendster. We have gained several
new members through this wonderous innovation of the internet and welcome them
heartily into our family.
Check out Tony Ferrari's profile under
First name: Tony Ferrari/ Last name: Our Leader.
05.20.03:
A
new picture of Master Tony Ferrari interfacing with a computer
has been unearthed.
We are excited about the ramifications of this
discovery in that it is physical proof of the great powers of the
mind! View
it here!
As of 05.20.03, we are 59 members strong. In the past month, we have gained
members from the metropolis of Los Angeles to the great country of Belgium. Welcome
new members! You're part of a great family now!
05. 19. 03: The
decision was made to restore our website, after submitting the
registration for copyright protection. After consideration, the
elders ascertained the need to add new informative sections to
our website, and production was started on them, thusly.
05.13.03: Early
yesterday morning, an interloper expressed their intention to steal
our thoughts and words in order to undermine our unity. Through
actions deemed forceful and deceptive, the Offender has forced
the unanimous decision to shut down the site for an undetermined
period of time. Press releases on the situation will be made available
soon and let us all join together in the hopes that the coming
days of internet uncertainty will unite our family further.
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