JOIN US!

We would love to have you join us.

We are always looking for bright, new, unaffected members of society, who feel the same need for an extended family, as we do. If you feel alienated, rejected, weak-willed, or just want to sleep in a bunkbed for the rest of your life, CONTACT us TODAY! Stop putting off your new beginning!

Email us at

yournewfamily@yahoo.com

Below is a listing of some of our newest members!

We welcome you,
our new brothers and sisters,

WE HAVE
MISSED YOU!

o47,
Mom, USA

Derek McNeill,
Father Vicar, USA

Jean-Paul Tremblay, Tricolor Spirit, USA

Dean Cameron, Dean of Cults, USA

Drew Plover,
Dr. Oop: Faith Healer, Planet Lovetron

Justin Nowlen,
Minister of Music, USA

Julien Camarena, Inusable,
French Liason, Paris, France

Matt Joyce,
Bishop, C.E.O., Wales, UK

Christopher Hadley, USA

Alexis Lightwine, USA

Jon Bauer, USA

Hans Moolman, USA

Matt Amato, USA

Andrew "Sunny" Campbell,
Lancelot du Lac, USA

David McConachie, New Zealand

Dawn McConachie, USA

Charlotte Wannagat, USA

Adam Woodward, USA

Rudy Dominguez,
Minster of Promotions, USA

Hon. Myduss Goldenballzenberger, USA

James Reitano, USA

Bucky Fukumoto,
Master Sweater Maker, USA

Ravi Dosaj, USA

Jer Raub, USA

Ting Su, USA

J.H. Dornan, USA

Sander Ramaekers,
Senile Grandpa, Belgium

Professor Ronald Deibert,
University of Toronto, Toronto, Canada

Marty McKinney,
Fluffer, USA

Miss Trixie Textor, USA

Lainie Seigel, USA

Miro Seigel, USA

Sara Seiferheld, USA

Karly Gardner,
Soothsayer to Felines, USA

Jens Johansen, Sweden

Zen Sekizawa,
Minister of Profanity, USA

Gabie Strong, USA

Chris McConachie,
Foreign Relations, New Zealand

Wendy Flores,
Friend of the Friendless, USA

Zahir Herz, Planet Earth

Jeffery Lewis, USA

Jeff Richmond, USA

Ande Cousins, Canada

Brian Younce, USA

Michelle Westenhaver, USA

Jon Cassidy, USA

Sam Tew, Australia

Blue, Inspector 34, USA

Luis Cuell, USA

Russell Williams, USA

Linn Gelert,
Official Urban Monkey Wrangler, USA

Soren Lusterio
Medical Instruction Video Maker, USA

Erin Allison, USA

Amy Allison, USA

James H. Campbell,
Dad of Mom, USA

Jean F. Campbell
Mom of Mom, USA

Charlie Gigante, USA

Robert Sumrell,
Minister of Freelovemasonry, USA

Caitlan Carroll
Acolyte #33031, USA

Mitch Borgeson, USA

Luke J. McDonald, AUS

Recone Helmut,
Minister of Information, USA

B.A. Shaffer, USA

Sarah Bagwell, Tulip Farmer, USA

Matt Siren, USA

An Tran,
Meeting Photographer, USA

Daniel Bremmer, USA

Noah Keating,
Keeper of the Flora, USA

Ellen C. Sexton, USA

Bobby Radboy, USA

Heather Alexander, USA

Jon Buck, Citizen of Earth, USA

Anna States, Baby Sister, USA

Mark McNeill,
The 16 Million Dollar Missionary Man, USA

Jonathon Nicklow, USA

Valerie Nicklow, USA

Ryan Arthur, USSR

Eric G.,
Sweet Tooth, USA

Michael Dimitri Betanoff, USA

Charlotte Nolan, USA

Etienne Stehelin, USA

Jamie Pulley, USA

Graham Hadley, USA

Ha Le, USA

Deena Audu, USA

Theo Saytr
Belly Funk Sniffer, USA

Mike N. Talkington, USA

Mike Weihskopf, USA

Gus Mastrapa, USA

Isaac Trogdon,
Cycling Retail Professional, USA

Jason Moore, USA

Tom Meggs, USA

Bloke,
Treasurer in charge of family petting zoo, USA

Brother Geogaddi Smegmire the Dulcite, USA

Matt "Prancing Rhino" Eddy, USA

Devin Hamlin, USA

Flounder aka Adam Lee, USA

Sam Porter, UK

L.C. Brown, USA

Jon Entin, USA

Liz Williams, USA

Bill McKemy, USA

Robbie Hochderffer, USA

Don Arnoldo Viejo Hovaness, USA

Kelly Gosciak, USA

Christopher Lara,
Dir. of "D.L.O.M." Initiative, USA

Stephis Jurusz, USA

Yamila Grioni, USA

minusnine meowzer
Petting Zoo Pussy, USA

Thom, USA

Rachel Edwards, USA

Dion Pugil, USA

Paul Shearer, Scotland

Nathan Conrad, USA

Michael Lamons, USA

Michele |m|r|w| Warther, USA

Vincent VanBael, USA

Francesco, USA

Erik Cox, USA

Simon, Sweden

Tuli Kupferberg, USA

Zahnnie, USA

Heather Cassady, USA

Liam Tucker, UK

Josephine Trent, USA

Sum Mors, USA

Aja Thomas, USA

tawo0 terrible, USA

Seth Cornwall, USA

Ryan Buck, USA

Julie Herlihy, USA

Larry Hortick, USA

P William Paul, USA

Adam Olszewsk, USA

Timothy Handly, USA

David Moseley , USA

Brendan John Manning, USA

Matthew Robinson, USA

Heather, USA

Super Deezie, USA

Chase Robinson, USA

Biohazard x, USA

Matt Gray, IL, USA

Matt Chandler, USA

Poppy Quinn, USA

Cara, USA

Neil Myers, USA

Jeff K, USA

Collie, USA

Mike Hawk, USA

Carlo Aloishious Leviticus Worthington, USA

William J Weisenburg, Sr., USA

Jose, Postnoblogs, USA

Mikebob, Postnoblogs, USA

Christian, Postnoblogs, USA

Leroy, Postnoblogs, USA

Mike, Postnoblogs, USA

Peter Michael Edwards, Esq. Cleveland OH

Maha A., USA

Lhiannee Shee, USA

Robert Beasley, USA

Deborah Keaton, USA

Tyler Despres, USA

Shingi, USA

Gregory Hilton, UK

Alana J., USA

Brian Vanko, USA

Ralph Williams, USA

Lars Svensson, Sweden

Josh Landes, USA

Patrick D.Irish, USA

Taylor Hensley, USA

Wilson Prismatic, USA

Domi Buzzard, USA

Anthony Reyes, USA

Analuisa Espadanal Tavares, USA

Angie Barber, USA

Lauren Schmitt, USA

Inc O'serv, USA

Ben Berry, USA

Marte, USA

James Siddle, UK

Paul Music, USA

Grogeborerea Shkmieh, USA

Florence Tomasulo Gray, USA

Richard M. Gray, Ph.D, USA

Andrew Jacoby, USA

Al-Odb Awot, USA

Rab Ramsay, UK

Grayson Hill, USA

Sterling Conway, USA

Christa "Trunkbutt" Weber, USA

Judson Parker, USA

Gus A. Ochoa, USA

Luther Hudson, USA

Charlton Wilson Crisman III, USA

Terry Leonard, USA

Joanna Scott, UK

Stephanie Johnson, USA

Richard Donelan, USA

Matthew Bauer, USA

Mateo LeBleu, USA

L.M. Shannon, USA

Cyn Loy, USA

Terry M, USA

Justine Simpson, USA

D. , USA

Archie Waugh, USA

Doria, USA

Ensign Kurt Jensen, USA

Nate R Gibbons, USA

Mike Waldron, USA

DesChutes Drifter, USA

Joaquin Mollusk, Rigel 12

Mike McMullin , Tyler, TX, USA

Richard Copeland, USA

Sam Ellis, USA

Jeffery, USA

John Doe, USA

Robert Johnson, USA

Reed J. Williams, USA

Nathan, USA

Mike Hensel, USA

David Fischer, USA

Hamadi Scruggs, USA

Rachel Spannuth, USA

Raoul Cobain, USA

Mrs. Vargas USA

Lou Yossarian, USA

Marc E. Bergeron, USA

Bryan Fraser, USA

Adam Barten, USA

Alan Swanson, USA

Rebekah E. Graham, USA

Aiden Johnson, USA

Jordan Bumgarner, USA

Lisa Cathey, USA

Katie, BobbleheadMaker, USA

Mandie Kiesendahl, USA

Vanessa Wright, USA

J.D. Sheremata, USA

Chuck Gardner, USA

James Wood, UK

J. R. Nemes, USA

Mike Kalby, USA

Jenny, USA

Eric Sizemore, USA

John Kostelac, USA

Amie Osborne, UK

Jughead, USA

Alwyn Broom, USA

Steve Beckwith, USA

Ida Lovett, USA

S. P. Barmy, USA

Doug Harlan, USA

Charise Mae Monge, USA

Kent Macrae, Canada

Evan Coolidge, USA

Chalee Smith, USA

David Westermark, UK

Billy Gee, Canada

Balthazar Mordred Kingsford, USA

Brian Weir, USA

Derek Pace, USA

Leslie Beltran, USA

Frederic Chabot , Canada

Lisa Wyatte Ferrari, USA

Lindsey Cessna, USA

Indigo Gonja, USA

Katherine Scales, USA

Jennifer Seigal, USA

Ronad Shreffler, USA

Becky Evans, UK

Alli Balli, Norway

Allison Hardwick, USA

Brenna, USA

Jake D. Hayes. USA

Andy Block, USA

Emma Roby, UK

Rhonda Reynolds, USA

Rob Rowe, USA

Leif Stava, Norway

Even Lund, Norway

Henri Des, Norway

Nalle Prikken, Norway

Inge stava, Norway

Kai frode Brun, Norway

Arne fredrik susort, Norway

Thomas sandhåland, Norway

Henning Nyrud, Norway

Ole Thomas Buskerud, Norway

Alexander Kristoffersen, Norway

James Hetfield, Norway

Kjell Magne Bondevik, Norway

Karl Ingvar Hagen, Norway

Kristin Halvorsen, Norway

Kong Harald, Norway

Resten Av Konge Familien, Norway

Odd Bjørn Lie, Norway

Roy Egil Lie, Norway

Reidar Kvilhaug, Norway

Trygve Vea, Norway

Neil Sharp, Pitworker, Champion of Justice, UK

Yakov Stapleman, USA

Selena Carter, USA

Jemma, USA

Malcolm Curtis, Australia

Chris Haworth, USA

Sarah Fisher, USA

Jessica Stall, USA

Kate Whitelaw , UK

Shane Elliott, AUS

Lucien Paluck, USA

Xiao Su Bergen Suyuncu, USA

Linda Fleischman, USA

Eilish De'Avalon, AUS

Alibaba Jefferson, USA

Heather Arnold, USA

Cedrick Ramslent, USA

XLUXXOccultaX, USA

Lewis Dix III, USA

David Cooper, USA

Brian Smith, USA

Robin Leach, USA

Rick Murphy, USA

George Freitag, USA

Mike Duron, USA

Shelli Ruth, USA

Mike Grimes, USA

David Cooper , USA

Neil, USA

James Thomas, USA

Tracy Levitz, USA

Tyanna Ladd, USA

Gerry LeBlanc, USA

Amar, USA

Jamie Walker, USA

Robert Bradbury, USA

Stacey Parham, USA

Jennifer Gay, USA

Joanna Soderburg, USA

AKO, USA

The Dread Pirate Billy One Sock, USA

Bonnie Esposito, USA

James Erickson, USA

Justin, USA

Grandmaster Astrologix "The Light of The Lantern Of Mars", UK

Meaghan, USA

Lora G, USA

J.J. Stewart, USA

Dan Manford, USA

Jerry Bigger, USA

Matt Owen, UK

Samantha Walsh, UK

Michael Joyce, USA

Robert Erickson, USA

Justin Perkins, USA

Max Perna , USA

Michelle Schnob, USA

Scott Campbell, USA

Kelly Stokes, USA

Nancy Laughlin, USA

moses mcdougal,USA

c ellis, USA

shawn white, USA

Sarah Moldrich, USA

Ian Howard, Bringer of the Prismatic Retribution

Ted Howard, USA