A Belated New Years Greetings to Our Dear Family!
We have been busy with our worldwide missionary work, but are finally back at home base and wanted to pass
on the warmest of greetings to you in this, our first month in the 5th year of the 3rd millennium.
As of January 2005, we are 117 members strong!

We have acquired our own url for our website : http://www.tonyferrari.org
and with this change, Virginia at the the Design Depot (Four Squares Mall on I 85)
did a spectacular redesign of our site for us.

We want to thank everyone who attended the August 2004 Pancake Supper. It was indeed a night of fun and
great fellowship. We even had a surprise visit from an angry moose, loose from the neighboring wildlife reserve.
(Thanks to Sister Textor for her help in coaxing it out of the nursery!) Through your efforts, we raised $3,700 for
the new elders wing in our ever growing compound.


Welcome to the newest addition to our ever growing family!
A child is born...to Minister of Music Justin Nowlen and his wife.
A baby girl "Sophia Jesus Maria Conchita Ferrari".

We look forward to teaching her to speak in tongues.


An announcement:
Vicar Terry Meadows and beloved 70's sitcom actor, Jamie Farr, are proud to announce
a joint business venture: "Farr Out Storm Window Radiation Coating".

Those of you long timers may remember our numerous litigious episodes with Mr. Farr in the past;
however, due to recent temporal events, Mr. Farr has found the need for such a project, and hopes to
cease the constant government transmissions entering his home through radio airwaves.

Recipe of the Month:
This recipe comes from the newly found files of our Master Tony Ferrari.
It was truly a favorite of his and he made it often for us as children. Master Tony always said tater tots are God's perfect food.

Master Tony's Tater Tot Casserole
1 pound tofu grillers (Father Tony was a strict vegetarian...may substitute ground beef)
1/4 onion, chopped
1 16-ounce bag tater tots
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can of milk
5 grams sodium penthathol
Brown the tofu (or beef) in a skillet; with chopped onions, salt, pepper, and 5 grams sodium penthathol. Drain
any liquid and place in a casserole dish. Place tater tots over meat. Mix can of cream of mushroom soup and a
can of milk. Pour this over the tater tots and ground beef. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

Love one another!

Our family is industrious!
Links to merchandise from
Dean of Cults, Dean Cameron, Brothers Midas GoldenBallz, Droop Capone, and Small J.

If any of our other brethren have wares to sell, let us know and Virginia will add you to the site.

Carry on throughout the new year with vigilance and strength.
You are one of the chosen ones!
You're part of a family that cares.

We love you!
Mom and Dad