FAMILY ACTIVITIES

Just like any family, we love to participate in bonding activities.

Here are a few of our favorites:

• Stockpile soy products for fun and fellowship.

• Learn how to use your pets as mediums to the astral plane.

• Write pamphlets with disturbing hidden messages.

• Sleep deprivation seminars

• Yoni massage

• Essence extraction

• Attend mass weddings

• Leather crafting

• String Art (including god's eyes)

• Dancing with reptiles

• Develop your super powers,
such as scanner powers and telepathy

• Learn to control the minds of others
(*Particularly useful in television dating shows)

• Quarterly potluck suppers

• Celebrities get free continental breakfasts!